Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I have just spent a few happy hours working on Cubester's old bike, a JJB Sports offering that to be fair has served him reasonably well when he just wanted to "play out" on a dirt-jump lookalike. Anyway he's flogged it to a friend and as a result I had to make it reasonably saleable.
Now, I have owned and repaired and serviced many bikes, but this one was a complete bastard. Does the following conversation with myself sound familiar?
"Now, which way round does that tiny leaf spring fit......oh, I've dropped it. Wonder if it works without it? Nope, now I've made it worse. Bugger. Perhaps I can make one out of an old fag packet.........yeah, that works, but now the cable needs adjusting. What happens if I turn that screw there? Ah. The whole mechanism drops down into the bottom of the tubing. That's handy! Perhaps I can turn the bike over and push it out with the handle off the car-jack. Yeah, that looks like it's working. Hang on, where did that nut come from? Are they supposed to be that colour? Maybe it came off the lawnmower, and what I really heard was the little captive ball-bearing pinging off across the garage.........Where's my lighter? Perhaps if I sit down and have a fag it'll mend itself.......ah that's better, but I need to move the inspection lamp now 'cos if I do it that way up my head causes a great big shadow across the bench. ....... Where are my cable cutters? Oh never mind, I'll just improvise with this old pair of paramedics shears..... Oh, now one of the cable strands has come unwound and got itself on the wrong side of the nipple.....and stuck itself in the ball of my thumb.................
Now, I have owned and repaired and serviced many bikes, but this one was a complete bastard. Does the following conversation with myself sound familiar?
"Now, which way round does that tiny leaf spring fit......oh, I've dropped it. Wonder if it works without it? Nope, now I've made it worse. Bugger. Perhaps I can make one out of an old fag packet.........yeah, that works, but now the cable needs adjusting. What happens if I turn that screw there? Ah. The whole mechanism drops down into the bottom of the tubing. That's handy! Perhaps I can turn the bike over and push it out with the handle off the car-jack. Yeah, that looks like it's working. Hang on, where did that nut come from? Are they supposed to be that colour? Maybe it came off the lawnmower, and what I really heard was the little captive ball-bearing pinging off across the garage.........Where's my lighter? Perhaps if I sit down and have a fag it'll mend itself.......ah that's better, but I need to move the inspection lamp now 'cos if I do it that way up my head causes a great big shadow across the bench. ....... Where are my cable cutters? Oh never mind, I'll just improvise with this old pair of paramedics shears..... Oh, now one of the cable strands has come unwound and got itself on the wrong side of the nipple.....and stuck itself in the ball of my thumb.................