sex, sex, sex!

[Arch]

Ribbit.

There is a great deal of what my Mum once called 'licencious frogging' going on in the pond here at the environment centre. The frogs must think it's spring, at least!

 

[rich p]

At it like ribbits

 

[Amanda P]

At least frogs do it discreetly, and toads mostly at night.

The ducks on our pond have no such inhibitions. The geese don't know which way to look.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

and the thread title promised so much

 

[Kirstie]

Our neighbourhood is packed with randy woodpigeons at the moment...all puffed up and fluttery...

 

[Aperitif]

Absolutely disgusting...live from the pond (almost )

 

[tyred]

I was expecting something else...

 

[spandex]

I was expecting something else...

Was that expecting or hoping

 

[BigonaBianchi]

,,what is it about spring that gets the sap rising then?

 

[rich p]

Was that expecting or hoping

hopping, surely

 

[rich p]

Absolutely disgusting...live from the pond (almost )

Is he doing backstroke?

 

[Aperitif]

Is he doing backstroke?

Water sports spawnography...

 

[yenrod]

Ohhh - yeah BABY !

 

[rich p]

Water sports spawnography...

I'll have the frog's legs for starter and pan-fried Koi for the main, please

 

[Aperitif]

Any salt and vinegar on that sir? Just a moment and Annette will be with you...