something moving in my salad

[peanut]

Fed up with waiting for mrs Peanut to return from tending to her blasted horses I thought I'd try my hand at making a salad (don't larf)

Boiled some water put the couscous in a bowl and left it for a few minutes.
Got all the salady stuff out of the fridge bollotti beans, butter beans, toms, cellery threw it all on a plate sat down and started to eat just as Mrs P arrived home .

I have eaten quite a bit of it and some of the flavours are a bit odd especially the lettuce which came from Rich's allottment .

I'm looking at something on the last lettuce leaf which is moving

'you have washed that stuff haven't you ?' Mrs P says as the slug falls off my lettuce leaf

 

[Ben M]

First thing that I thought when I read the title was
"someone forgot to wash his lettuce"

 

[barq]

Reminds me of a bad joke:

Q: What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Half a maggot.

So it could have been worse!

 

[Night Train]

It's fresh protein so quit complaining!

 

[Bigtwin]

What's some salad?

 

[Crackle]

Ah, you're never going to lose weight if you eat the slugs as well.

 

[fossyant]

Well, at least you know there are no nasty chemicals on the home grown stuff - yes wash it.

At least it wasn't half a slug........ master of the kitchen eh ?

 

[willhub]

Did you keep eating it?

 

[peanut]

Did you keep eating it?

I tried to i really did but i kept thinking about the chewy bits I had already eat
so I binned it and had some cereal instead

 

[willhub]

You binned it??? BINNED IT??? You could have gave it to the rest of the creatures in the garden!!!

 

[peanut]

You binned it??? BINNED IT??? You could have gave it to the rest of the creatures in the garden!!!

we've got enough wild life as it is. thanks it went into our composter.