The Dangers of Toilet Seats!

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Gwylan

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I don't know if many male riders have yet encountered this problem yet but it is becoming an annoying thing here at home !
Going to the little room is becoming like playing Russian Roulette!
Being good I lift the seat so as not to splash everywhere. Sometimes I shut my eyes as having prostate cancer it's difficult to get going. So with my eyes shut just relaxing there is a sudden almighty loud bang as the toilet seat slams shut! It's a good job I wasn't mid stream as It made me jump and almost have a heart attack! I could have had to mop up the floor as it made me jump out of my skin! I could have been maimed for life if it hadn't been for my quick reactions !
I believe that there is a conspiracy afoot! Toilet seat designers have discovered that if they can get the seat to be just off vertical when raised their ambition will be achieved! It is like a mouse trap sprung ready for action !
Beware ! You have been warned!
:whistle:

I find it would be nice if they warmed the water too!
 

Gwylan

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presta

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grldtnr

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why not sit down, relax and take your time...your home loo does not have to be used like a public urinal. its also more hygienic than splashing piss around the floor.

Remind me of a story told to me by a sailing instructor, it's common practice, to be seated whilst at sea, in the confined area of the 'heads', especially so when it's bumpy.
He was telling me about a channel crossing he was doing with a group of trainee yachtmasters, one had gone below to do the necessary, in a rough crossing, promptly sat down with his 'tackle' out, the boat promptly fell into a big hole left by a wave, followed very quickly by an agonised bellow,........
Rushing below to investigate, the instructor saw the poor man sitting on the toilet, with a very puce face and his 'jewels' trapped below the seat.
He of course did his best to assist, and help the unfortunate, and immediately put out a 'pan-pan medico' alert, when he got into the port ,the boarding paramedic said ( allegedly) 'Monsieur , you don't need a doctor, but a Vet, for you must have a constitution on a prize bull !'


I felt for the unfortunate, if the story was true, IAM a hobby sailor too, and ever since, if I been taken short it's always into a bucket, or clipped on with a safety line and relieved my self down wind ,over the side.🥴
 

Gwylan

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Oh! You mean having to drink a lot of nearly ice cold water ?

No.
 
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