Things you never thought you'd say...

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Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
"Right, go on then, do it... but if you hurt yourself, don't say I didn't warn you"

Those with kids will probably use his one a lot.
 

Unkraut

Master of the Inane Comment
Location
Germany
Sh4rkyBloke said:
"Right, go on then, do it... but if you hurt yourself, don't say I didn't warn you"

Those with kids will probably use his one a lot.

Or the variant: it'll end in tears!

'We didn't have a big car with air conditioning in it when we went on holiday'.
 

ChrisKH

Guru
Location
Essex
Don't cheek your Mother!

That's it, I've had enough, get upstairs to your bedroom/utlity room/naughty step until you have calmed down.

And you can tell your teacher from me, he's wrong about that one. It's Aich not Haich.

This is my last and final warning. Carry on and you've lost the Nintendo for a week.

Where do baby's come from? Ask your mother.

Next time, maybe you'll listen to me first.

No, don't worry, we would never leave you.

I love you son.

Ad infinitum.

Parenthood, eh?
 

ChrisKH

Guru
Location
Essex
djtheglove said:
No! You will have to wipe your own A***

:biggrin:

Which has reminded me

"No, xxx is not coming round for tea. His mother doesn't know what a nit comb looks like."
 
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