Toblerone

[wafflycat]

Hadron Collider, how will we recognise 'Dark Matter' if we see any on Wednesday?

 

[tdr1nka]

....only 30 feet high and destroying all known dimensions!

 

[mondobongo]

Is that you Lord of the Teapot mucking about and trying to be all sinister like???

Well is it??????

 

[Baggy]

....only 30 feet high and destroying all known dimensions!

If that lands on me I will bravely save the Earth by eating it from the centre outwards.

 

[tdr1nka]

I knew we could count on you Baggy! You're my aero hero!

 

[TVC]

Tell me Hadron, - (can I call you Hadron, Mr Collider seems so formal).

Why, when you come from the Swiss/French border, do you speak with a German accent?

Also, I don't really like Toblerone, have you got any proper chocolate like Dairy Milk? I know this is a bit rude, but given that you're going to kill us all in a couple of days I really don't give a stuff.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Tell me Hadron, - (can I call you Hadron, Mr Collider seems so formal).

IF YOU ARE BUYINK ME A DRINK YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE CHEEKY BOY.

Why, when you come from the Swiss/French border, do you speak with a German accent?

I AM A 26 MILE LONG SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. I AM ZE DOOM OF MANKIND. I CAN SOUND LIKE VOT THE HELL I LIKE. BESIDES, IS MORE KINKY.

Also, I don't really like Toblerone, have you got any proper chocolate like Dairy Milk? I know this is a bit rude, but given that you're going to kill us all in a couple of days I really don't give a stuff.

IF YOU ARE NOT GIVING A STUFF ZEN YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ME. YOU ARE LEADING ME UP ZER GARDENING PATH. I THOUGHT YOU CARED.

 

[TVC]

IF YOU ARE BUYINK ME A DRINK YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE CHEEKY BOY.

You're wafflycat, aren't you?

AM A 26 MILE LONG SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. I AM ZE DOOM OF MANKIND. I CAN SOUND LIKE VOT THE HELL I LIKE. BESIDES, IS MORE KINKY.

No you're Cathryn!

IF YOU ARE NOT GIVING A STUFF ZEN YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ME. YOU ARE LEADING ME UP ZER GARDENING PATH. I THOUGHT YOU CARED.

Bugger you're Joe!!

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

You're wafflycat, aren't you?


No you're Cathryn!



Bugger you're Joe!!

YOU ARE BUGGERING NO-ONE MR CURTAIN. I AM ZER HADRON COLLIDER. BUT SEEING AS VE ARE FRIENDS YOU MAY CALL ME 'LARGE'.

 

[TVC]

YOU ARE BUGGERING NO-ONE MR CURTAIN. I AM ZER HADRON COLLIDER. BUT SEEING AS VE ARE FRIENDS YOU MAY CALL ME 'LARGE'.

Sorry to let you down, but I, like most men, am not impressed by a massive ring

 

[sheddy]

Is it Max Mosley intent on revenge ?

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Sorry to let you down, but I, like most men, am not impressed by a massive ring

YOU HAVE TEENSY RING. BUT PERFECTLY FORMED.

 

[TVC]

YOU HAVE TEENSY RING. BUT PERFECTLY FORMED.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I HAFF NOT SEEN IT. BUT EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS SAYS SO.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

ZO MANY PEOPLES CANNOT ALL BE LIEINK.