LOL! I think you may have been a little confused in applying the Mickle method....TheDoctor said:I thought it was 'Wipe, lube, wipe, wipe, wipe'?
*confused*
Saddle bum said:In the Army, you are issued with one piece of bog paper.
A 1-in square is removed from the centre. Don't throw away the removed piece.
Poke middle finger throught hole and do the necessary. Fold paper aound finger, clean and throw away.
The 1-in square of paper? Fold into four and with resulting sharp point, clean finger nail.
Job done.