Tomorrow is a bleak day...

[BigonaBianchi]

...wifey has gone and got the garage a new bugular alarm so my new Bianchi has to leave the living room....I'm not sure I can take it....I'm gonna miss it

 

[Abitrary]

I presume you have a TV or other entertainment in said room that will eventually fill the emotional hole left by having to put an inanimate object in the garage.

 

[Keith Oates]

Inaminate object.........................you're talking about a thing he loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I spoke to the GP an apparently I can get help. She said I am not alone and that unfortunatly this kind of abuse is all to common.

 

[freakhatz]

I presume you have a TV or other entertainment in said room that will eventually fill the emotional hole left by having to put an inanimate object in the garage.

As an animate object is one that has a mind, I'm pretty sure that a TV and its offerings are far more inanimate than a Bianchi.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

in the living room? tell her she's lucky it doesn't live in the bedroom, like my mate's brian rourke. it's what i tell mine

 

[BigonaBianchi]

..I have a Brian Rourke...hmmm..bedroom you say...

 

[jasper]

Feeling for you big fella. The missus keeps threatening to throw mine in the shed. Currently resides in the kitchen....near to the radiator to keep it warm...

 

[Niall Estick]

It's only a Bianchi. I know times are hard but are thieves that desperate?

 

[Keith Oates]

Now you've done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[snakehips]

Move in to the garage with it!

Snake

my bikes ......... http://beta.yudu.com/library/item_details/17432/Snakehips--Bikes

 

[BigonaBianchi]

....round here (which isnt actually such a bad area) I dont trust anybody...mostly they are are all nobs who look at the bike and go...oh look aint that one a pretty color like....or like the other day when riding past the shop the oik in the bucnh of chavvy berks yels across the street..."ave it!" at my bike...which I take to be oik speak for I want to steal it.

Our entire estate is alarmed up to the local plod who arrive in 5 minutes each time I set off the alarm by mistake...makes me very popular.

 

[Niall Estick]

I believe "ave it" is an oik expression of approval or support.

 

[Funtboy]

...wifey has gone and got the garage a new bugular alarm so my new Bianchi has to leave the living room....I'm not sure I can take it....I'm gonna miss it

Webcam?

 

[John Ponting]

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