What Do Retired People Do All Day?

[very-near]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Fascist tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a Knob-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town using our free bus pass.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age......

 

[Crackle]

Oh it's a joke isn't it?

 

[Blackandblue]

Not bad. The image of that old lady calling the copper a Knobhead makes me chuckle.

 

[very-near]

Oh it's a joke isn't it?

You won't appreciate it if you lack a sense of humour

 

[Mr Pig]

When I was in my teens when I went to the supermarket I used to drop packets of condoms into old couple's trolleys. Got spotted once.

 

[numbnuts]

if I don't go out I sit and stir at 4 walls and a laptop
after 7pm if I don't go out I sit and stir at 4 walls and a TV
10pm I go to bed and pray that tomorrow will be better than today

 

[snorri]

Good one linf

 

[exchangeandmart]

Love it, I actually thought it was a true story till I read Crackle's comment, oops! But hilarious either way.

 

[Flying Dodo]

You could tell it was a joke when he said the cop was writing out a parking ticket.

 

[snapper_37]

Hilarious VN. The old dear even looks as though she's on a playstation or something. Probably a game to find her pension.

Actually, 'retired' people usually do a lot more than some of the working age population.

But that's for another thread.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Don't they all get jobs in B&Q??

 

[gavintc]

I enjoyed the joke. It made me smile.

 

[addictfreak]

They post pointless topics on cycle chat

 

[Keith Oates]

It would be nice to know if something like has ever happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[asterix]

..but you wouldn't need to be retired to do that, anyone could have a go!

..Personally, we didn't care. We came cycled into town using our free bus pass.

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