What should I text back....

[KristyA]

Ohhhhh, your posting rate?

The higher your number of posts, the louder you can hear Patrick's Merc approaching. Him in his velvet smoking jacket, clutching a bottle of Blue Nun and a droopy bunch of flowers he picked up from Tesco Express on the A5.

How exciting. Can't wait for that!

 

[papercorn2000]

Apparently it's greatly over-rated.

 

[KristyA]

Apparently it's greatly over-rated.

Blue Nun?...

 

[papercorn2000]

Just check that he opens the bottle in front of you and doesn't slip anything in un-noticed!

 

[rich p]

Rich P it was you!!!! - hahaha

What does LBBB mean?

Leeds Babes Bonk Brightonians!

 

[KristyA]

Leeds Babes Bonk Brightonians!

indeed! - steady on big boy!

 

[rich p]

indeed! - steady on big boy!

I fear I may have overstepped the threshold of propriety and can only offer my sincere apologies and a promise to be a good boy in future

 

[KristyA]

I fear I may have overstepped the threshold of propriety and can only offer my sincere apologies and a promise to be a good boy in future

Apology not required, but accepted nonetheless. I wonder how long it will take for you to break your promise?...I'll be keeping an eye on you...

 

[dellzeqq]

Have a care! It might be Linford's Bothersome Bag of Balls.

Actually, being wooed by Patrick Stewart might not be all bad. It probably involves 'taking in a show' (you'll have to excuse the knowing winks to half the chorus line) followed by a trip to Da Poncio's Trattoria, where the waiter appears by your side with a peppergrinder the size of the Eiffel Tower. He'll survey the menu over his pince-nez, and say 'the usual. Luigi, and the lady will have the Prawn Cocktail. Oh, and a bottle of the '63'. 'Of course, Mr. Patrick'.

 

[D-Rider]

Let Bygones Be Bygones

 

[Chromatic]

Have a care! It might be Linford's Bothersome Bag of Balls.

Actually, being wooed by Patrick Stewart might not be all bad. It probably involves 'taking in a show' (you'll have to excuse the knowing winks to half the chorus line) followed by a trip to Da Poncio's Trattoria, where the waiter appears by your side with a peppergrinder the size of the Eiffel Tower. He'll survey the menu over his pince-nez, and say 'the usual. Luigi, and the lady will have the Prawn Cocktail. Oh, and a bottle of the '63'. 'Of course, Mr. Patrick'.

It's Sir Patrick now, according to another thread.

 

[dellzeqq]

I was on the point of writing that, but thought it a joke too far...

 

[theclaud]

I was on the point of writing that, but thought it a joke too far...

Admirable restraint, Dellzeqq. A joke too far is de rigeur on these boards.

 

[Chromatic]

I was on the point of writing that, but thought it a joke too far...

Isn't it true then?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Have a care! It might be Linford's Bothersome Bag of Balls.

Actually, being wooed by Patrick Stewart might not be all bad. It probably involves 'taking in a show' (you'll have to excuse the knowing winks to half the chorus line) followed by a trip to Da Poncio's Trattoria, where the waiter appears by your side with a peppergrinder the size of the Eiffel Tower. He'll survey the menu over his pince-nez, and say 'the usual. Luigi, and the lady will have the Prawn Cocktail. Oh, and a bottle of the '63'. 'Of course, Mr. Patrick'.

Is there a '63 with the Blue Nun? I hope it's not as dry as the other ones. It goes well with a nice 36 oz. steak provided the steak has been properly cooked, not like these people who just cook it for 20 minutes each side.