Wildlife out to get me👻

[Alex321]

At 4.30am I get them all. I wish badgers were easier to see. I am not suprised so many get run over. Jannie spotted a wolf a couple of weeks back.

We don't get many of those in the UK

I did see a fox crossing the road in front of me the week before last.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Watch out the squirrels don’t mug you for your bike

 

[CAESAR AVGVSTVS]

You don’t mess with the squirrels round here 😬

 

[Bristolian]

I was attacked by a sasquatch while riding home one night.

I deny it! I was never there

Sorry, it was my nickname in the Army

 

[HLaB]

Had a stag with a impressive set of antlers step out onto the road in front of me we stared at each other for what seemed an age before he turned and trotted off. Approaching vehicles/cycles seem to suddenly galvanise an animal into action, bit like Australia where kangaroo's have all year to cross the road but only do when a freight lorry excites their brain to say....ooh! nows the time to cross!

I had an impressive black stag coming charging through the forest towards me when I on a fast but narrow track. There's no way I could have stopped without loosing control. He jumped across the track just in front of my nose. I was on his ground though. A week later I was at the head of a road group on a busy rural road when a deer suddenly jumped the tall hedge to my left, flew across in front of and above me, before running across the road. I had to duck hard to avoid them. Phew I thought, I would have took everyone down and it would have been nasty. But what I didn't realise they were the head of the pack and another had clattered into my taller mate behind, breaking his collarbone!

 

[rogerzilla]

I was being tailgated on the A420 by a convoy of travellers when a pigeon decided to fly out of the hedge and went under the back wheel. A 20mm tyre slices a pigeon quite effectively, and there were feathers and blood all over the frame.

As for the travellers, I escaped into a lay-by shortly afterwards to avoid a similar fate.

 

[Biker BoB]

I was attacked by a sasquatch while riding home one night.

It was most likely the hairy lady you dumped in the woods the night before last......😮🧐