Gasman...
Sir Gasman...
Multi-Billionaire Sir Gasman, whose self-propelled, meteoric rise to wealth and fame...would have made even J.D. Rockefeller envious...
died early yesterday morning at the age of 99...
while bedding his, 25 year old, 7th wife who is recovering from exhaustion at the local hospital...
and will be unable to attend the funeral.
(© Cocktail)