Yarr!

[Piemaster]

Ahoy!
I be wantin' to remind ye all that tomorrow be talk like a pirate day

Ye's better be doin' something piraty or ye' be walkin' the plank.

Sky TV be showin' a film in it's honour this week so be usin yer ayephone and a tellin' all yer shipmate scallywags

 

[papercorn2000]

Squealin' Squids! 'Tis a full year since last we had to talk funny?

 

[Milo]

ahhh it be

 

[red_tom]

You have to listen to I wanna be a pirate by The Stabilisers

2nd song down - http://www.myspace.com/thestabilisers

<Disclaimer>My brother is in the band.....<Disclaimer>

 

[Dayvo]

Oi'll be scratching me aaarse with me 'ook!

 

[Aperitif]

I'll be a vast swab... ye

 

[MessenJah]

Back in 2004 when I used to work in a pub, I pissed my manager off by getting a couple of staff to talk to eachother like pirates, on international talk like a pirate day.

4 years later and my bosses have only just found out that it exists. They already talk like a pirate to me over the phone because of my pirate-like nickname...

What the fcuk does a pirate talk like anyway - no-one had recording devices back then.

 

[Keith Oates]

If you're really interested there are plenty of Pirate Radio Stations to listen to and pick up the accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Pirates is talks in the present tense.
Ever since pirates...begins!

 

[mondobongo]

Hoist t'jolly roger says I and pours me a rum to start of t'day.

 

[just jim]

Th' day I'm gettin' me children t' swab th' decks an' repairin' th' sails t' be makin' everythin' ship shape because th' vessel is listin' t' port an lookin' a little shabby in fashion.

 

[John the Monkey]

Oi be a changin' me avatar 'specially, me hearties, yarr.

 

[TheDoctor]

We be 'avin' a laaart o' piratical threads.
Where be my rum?

 

[Graham O]

What goes:

R
RR
RRR
RRRR?


A Pirates eye test chart!

 

[PaulB]

What if you are from Bristol? Surely every day is talk like a pirate day?