A copy of the Daily Mail has....

[Glow worm]

....been delivered to my door by my newsagent this morning in error. I've been imagining all the delicious fates that await this particular copy, but what do you reckon I should do with it?

 

[theclaud]

Use it to stuff into wet cycling shoes.

 

[postman]

Keep it. Next time you ride down Newmarket Hill,shove it under your jesey,it will keep the biting wind off your chest.

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's not yours.

If it has the address written on it, take it to them.

The same could happen to you with your copy of Cycling weakly................................... or Big Jugs Monthly...........

 

[GrasB]

Keep it. Next time you ride down Newmarket Hill,shove it under your jesey,it will keep the biting wind off your chest.

Newmarket Hill? ... oh.. right no where near Newmarket it's self

 

[Doseone]

Do the Sudokus and then get rid of the rest because it's dangerous rascist claptrap dressed up as something else.

Here is a summary of the Daily Mail: Lady Diana=good; Immigrants=bad

 

[Glow worm]

It's not yours.

If it has the address written on it, take it to them.

The same could happen to you with your copy of Cycling weakly................................... or Big Jugs Monthly...........

That's what Mrs G reckons we should do. I'd have to conceal it inside my copy of Big Jugs though to avoid embarrassment!

 

[Gary E]

Take it over the road and don't be so judgmental of others.
The 'half-wit' might just enjoy that particular newspaper.
It doesn't necessarily say anything about his intelligence but your assessment of him based on it probably says something about yours?
Sorry but this is the same sort of bu****it that makes some drivers think that cyclists are a lower life form.
I'm also sorry if this isn't the answer you wanted

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Sh!t in it and send it back.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sh!t in it and send it back.

Seems like a waste of perfectly good poo.....