A new incendiary moment...

[vernon]

I've just spilled some water on my socks and popped them in the microwave to dry them out.

You can guess the rest....

 

[biggs682]

burnt toe fluff

 

[Drago]

The RSPCA took you to court for cruelty?

 

[Red Light]

Holey smoke Batman?

 

[Crackle]

I can't get past you putting your socks in the microwave....

 

[vernon]

I can't get past you putting your socks in the microwave....

It seemed sensible at the time....

 

[Andy_R]

And just remind us what you do for a living Vern......

 

[vernon]

And just remind us what you do for a living Vern......

I inspire

 

[Brains]

You hot footed it into the kitchen ?

You were after sole food ?

Personally, I'd grill sole ... (I'll get me coat...)

 

[Headgardener]

Hope your feet wern't in them at the time Vernon?

 

[summerdays]

Sounds like another normal day in the Vernon household - do you learn from these experiences?

 

[vernon]

Sounds like another normal day in the Vernon household - do you learn from these experiences?

I learned that a hair drier would have been a better tool of dehydration for socks.