Accident

[MarkF]

You - Good looker, brunette, maybe 20 years younger than me, cheap MTB.
Me - Grey, middle aged bloke on old black Dawes Discovery. (New seat )
You - Cyling with partner (Male) on the Leeds/Liverpoool canal near Apperley Bridge.
Me - Cycling alone (Again ) on the way to watch FC United of Manchester.
You - Failed to notice the mooring bollard.
Me - I didn't, after all, it was painted shiny black and protruding a good 12" out of the towpath.
You - Looked upset. (And wet)

Hope you are dry now. First one of the year, it made my day

 

[Spinney]

Can't beat a good bit of Schadenfreude to cheer you up!

 

[stephec]

Did you keep a straight face?

 

[stuee147]

thats where you need to have pics or better still a video

 

[ASC1951]

...Hope you are dry now. First one of the year, it made my day

Hey, it's easily done...
Some years ago:-

Me: then not-quite-middleaged-bloke walking into town
You: good looking, brunette, on opposite pavement
Me: head turned sideways, walked smack into lamp post outside post office
Post Office queue:

 

[Bryony]

 

[EltonFrog]

Me: summer of '84 hot day driving Ford Cortina with the the windows down.
You: Hot looking blonde in tight white tee shirt, denim shorts, looking good and knowing it.
Me: looking at you looking good, then driving into the back of a truck right up to the windshield.
You: being cool trying not to laugh.
Two lads in an XR2i: passing me, pissing themselves laughing at me with my car wedged under truck.

 

[MarkF]

Did you keep a straight face?

Of course not. The canal is not deep, it's only water, the way she carried on you'd have though there were sharks in there. Back out on the canal today, too windy for the road, maybe I'll get lucky again. Riders going in the water is funny but much better, is when newbie boaters get the front caught on the lock gates, I park the bike, settle down and watch it all unfold like a mini-Titanic.

 

[EltonFrog]

Of course not. The canal is not deep, it's only water, the way she carried on you'd have though there were sharks in there. Back out on the canal today, too windy for the road, maybe I'll get lucky again. Riders going in the water is funny but much better, is when newbie boaters get the front caught on the lock gates, I park the bike, settle down and watch it all unfold like a mini-Titanic.

You sadist.