Adam and Eve

[cisamcgu]

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.


He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'

















Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'

 

[Maz]

Why was Adam a happy man?
He had no In-Laws.

 

[Mr Pig]

I think it's good evidence that God has a sense of humour. The guy is feeling a bit lonely so what does he get given? A woman! That's pretty funny. How different things might have been if he'd got another man, a couple of bikes and some beer?

And what if the woman had been made first!

"You alright there, you want a companion?"

"What will he be like?

"Well...(God describes a man)"

"No thanks, I'm fine."

 

[Maz]

I think it's good evidence that God has a sense of humour. The guy is feeling a bit lonely so what does he get given? A woman! That's pretty funny. How different things might have been if he'd got another man...

In the words of Alan Partridge: I believe in Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve.

 

[cchapman]

Ha-ha,
Lol
Well, if it had been Adam an Steve, we wouldn't have been still here laughing about it.
PS Excuse my latent homophobia, I'm 60yo and from Australia.

 

[Mr Pig]

Do they have homosexuals in Australia or are they just classed as a different kind of woman?

 

[Over The Hill]

Do they have homosexuals in Australia or are they just classed as a different kind of woman?

Perhaps there are a lot in Sydney

 

[Maz]

Do they have homosexuals in Australia or are they just classed as a different kind of woman?

They lock 'em up in Cell Block H, don't they?

 

[Mr Pig]

Better stop it, we'll get pulled up by the PC police ;0)

 

[cchapman]

As long as they keep themselves nice, they're very welcome.

 

[girofan]

Some people just can't take a ribbing!!