Advice: Do you think i should tell my wife

[Greedo]

In a bit of a panic here!

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Just had a text from a girl I've cheated on my wife with a couple of times.




had a bit of fun shall we say in my work van last week and she got so excited she asked for a wee bit of the kinky stuff. Nipped out and snapped the aerial off and whipped her butt as we did the deed

Now she tells me the wounds didn't heal and she went to the doctor.

He claims it is the worst case of van aerial disease he's ever seen.

 

[fossyant]

Groan............

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

White Van Man I assume...............

 

[Slim]

I told a very similar story(same punchline) to colleagues when I returned to work after having been in hospital for a week or so. I built the story up with infections, pus, the whole works. It took them a good 20 seconds or so to realise they'd been had.

 

[Greedo]

Eh no!

It's a joke ya twonk!

White Van Man I assume...............

 

[xpc316e]

Was she the same girl who thought that Coq Au Vin was sex in the back of a Transit?

 

[jeltz]

Nipped out and snapped the aerial off and whipped her butt as we did the deed

Well if you tell her in the van, I don't think you'll get a good reception....

Was she the same girl who thought that Coq Au Vin was sex in the back of a Transit?

She sound posh, but I know a Somerset lass that's very fond of sausage in cider.

 

[Bay Runner]

Greedo

This reminds me when my Navy travels took me to the USA

One night I meet a stunning girl in a Philadelphia bar, well anyway we had a great time drinking and dancing the night away.

The following morning I wake up in a strange bed with head like Birkinhead and for the life of me I could not remember this girls name.

She slides out of the bed to go to the bathroom and I take a look at a pile of clothes on her chair, only to discover a Police ID card, her name is Tina and she is a sergeant in the PA Police Department!

Wow the boys will not believe this!

She brings me in a coffee then shouts from the kitchen

“Would you like some bacon and eggs?”

To which I replied
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Please “Don’t fry for me Sergeant Tina”

 

[Globalti]

I know an ex-copper called Tina, she cycles and she's got the longest legs I've ever seen.

 

[Bay Runner]

I know an ex-copper called Tina, she cycles and she's got the longest legs I've ever seen.

Is she American ??

 

[Globalti]

No, Lancashire born and bred and a great Fred Dibnah drawl to go with it.