So in 2 years you have made over 300 posts and ridden a bike for 8 hours - sounds like you are taking it very seriously.
I'm sorry if in your "cracking thread" that you have overcome a brain tumour or some serious medical condition - although if so why not mention that you are special needs?
I've been a member since April 2013 & posted 160 messages. Mainly trying to help people out with offers. So what?
I'm not going to take someone seriously who has had their last 3 bikes nicked - obviously didn't learn even after the 2nd time but who in 2 years has ridden for a grand total of 8 hours - LOL!
Like I said, apologies if you are actually special needs - I don't think you are - just a troll!