Alternative word meanings
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Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Teacher - someone who trains females.
Bicycle - personal transport that goes both ways.
Coworkers - bovine aliens who came to Earth in an egg.
Bicycle - personal transport that goes both ways.
Coworkers - bovine aliens who came to Earth in an egg.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
cucumber- the long wait at the toll booth to the Humber Bridge
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
programme- strong support for metric weights.
trekboi1989
Guest
Seafood Diet - nutritional intake specifically comprising fish and other stuff out of the sea.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
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Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Carpenter - inapproprate relations with a fish.
Alternative - redesigned locals.
Tension - to be rejected by 10 people.
Hedgehog - keeping privets to oneself.
Stereotype - one who has studied under Mavis Beacon.
Alternative - redesigned locals.
Tension - to be rejected by 10 people.
Hedgehog - keeping privets to oneself.
Stereotype - one who has studied under Mavis Beacon.
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Succeed..I thought thats what a toothless budgie did.
Apologies if these have surfaced before ... but I just dug them out of an old email that was sent round 5 years ago
TESTICULATING ... Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING ... Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER ... A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS ... The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY ... The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed.
CUBE FARM ... An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING ... When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube Farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on.
(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)
MOUSE POTATO ... The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs ... Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY ... A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
XEROX SUBSIDY ... Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE ... The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE ... The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.
404 ... Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OHNOSECOND ... That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply to all')
WOOFies ... Well Off Older Folk.
CROP DUSTING ... Surreptitiously farting while passing through a CUBE FARM, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING
TESTICULATING ... Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING ... Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER ... A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS ... The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY ... The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed.
CUBE FARM ... An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING ... When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube Farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on.
(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)
MOUSE POTATO ... The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs ... Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY ... A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
XEROX SUBSIDY ... Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE ... The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE ... The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.
404 ... Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OHNOSECOND ... That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply to all')
WOOFies ... Well Off Older Folk.
CROP DUSTING ... Surreptitiously farting while passing through a CUBE FARM, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Deleterious- that feeling of sheer panic when you've erased something important.
Urdu- one's haircut.
Urdu- one's haircut.
MossCommuter
Guru
- Location
- Salford
Extractor Fan: a former aficionado of tractors
