"Performed ceremony. There was cake. Constructed a small funereal pyre on Simon's desk out of a paperclip, placed Ben's small lifeless body on top, mentioned his selfless determination to provide for his family, and set it alight......... Unfortunately, I was only into the first verse of Bohemian Rhapsody, the only church song I know, when Ben’s body popped like a corn kernel and flew behind the desk."
There's a particularly bumptious forumite over at BR whose first (and just about his last) foray into Cake Stop was a post that completely failed to understand that this post about bikes was humour.
.......I know it was him because before I went into the meeting I said I wanted the new white iPhone. There is liquid paper in the plug that the headphones go into.......
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