And now, a summary of the news...

[beanzontoast]

Three horses found wandering on the M1 have been recaptured and taken to safety.

Police say they are in a stable condition.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

<Greyson> Ooh - Shut that door (the Horse has bolted) <Greyson/>

 

[levad]

The police then got back to their station and found the toilets had been nicked ...


They have nothing to go on.









Bye

 

[TVC]

Later a hole opened up on the M6 - Police are looking into it.


Ah- the Two Ronnies, bless 'em.

 

[Speicher]

Man arrested in the High Street carrying a chair.

Alledgedly he had gone into the Dentist's and they told him to take a seat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A red ship and a blue collided on the high seas - both crews were marooned.

 

[TVC]

A car crashed into the garden wall between two houses owned by Mrs and Mrs Smith, and Mr and Mrs Balls. The driver was dragged out of the wreckage by the Smiths.


(again Two Ronnies)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

They're all Two Ronnies, bless 'em...

There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office today but it was put out before any serious good was done.

 

[postman]

The Leeds United trophy room was burgled last night .Police are looking for a Youth seen running away with a blue and gold carpet .

A fire broke out at the ground today .A call to save the cups was issued .
Luckily it did not spread to the canteen .

 

[Fab Foodie]

Man still critically ill after being left for dead when a pig leapt-out of the undergrowth and attacked him. Police are saying it was a Ham-bush...

 

[Speicher]

Lowest recorded temperatures for January were in March.

 

[Dayvo]

My doctor told me I need to be circumcised; it's no skin off my nose.

 

[snakehips]

There was a fire at the Criminal Records Office last night.

Among other things fifty copies of Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris were destroyed.

Snake

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