And today's lesson, children, will be..

[Arjimlad]

The average speeding Audi driver is a sociopathic bully...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...ury-of-speeding-driver-clocked-by-pupils.html

Homework : - Write out "Audis are exceptionally good cars owned by the most important people, and their drivers are wholly above the normal laws of both road and physics" 100 times.

 

[Sara_H]

The average speeding Audi driver is a sociopathic bully...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...ury-of-speeding-driver-clocked-by-pupils.html

Homework : - Write out "Audis are exceptionally good cars owned by the most important people, and their drivers are wholly above the normal laws of both road and physics" 100 times.

His Mum must be so proud.

 

[accountantpete]

Lots of newish Audi's round here with big dents in the side - I'm not too sure that the brain cells of the average Audi driver can cope with a bit of snow.

 

[Cheddar George]

What a tosser.

Although if you are pulling over motorists for speeding i think it is inevitable that one or two might react in a manner that would not suitable for viewing by a young audience.

 

[accountantpete]

Doesn't Archie drive an Audi?

I did say "average" - Archie's clearly not an average Audi owner

 

[Canrider]

Only an A3--imagine if it'd been an Q7..

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There's a few like him round here.....I'm not sure but Audi drivers (on a Sunday morning, specially) seem to have taken over from BMWs as the main danger to cyclists. White ones seem to be a particular problem. Mind you, it might be the same guy driving up and down the A1000, that is to blame

We've got one down here in London but it's black - maybe it's his cousin...

 

[User482]

Only an A3--imagine if it'd been an Q7..

A friend of mine has a Q5. It seems to have a peculiar reverse-tardis design, having a cramped interior despite taking up an enormous amount of road space.

 

[rich p]

From the report " fisty cuffs"...

...the standards of journalism are appauling

 

[MossCommuter]

At least he didn't use the P word

 

[ColinJ]

From the report " fisty cuffs"...

...the standards of journalism are appauling

I thought the same thing!

One of the reports on Armstrong's Oprah interview quoted him as saying that he was a life-long competitor who loved to "tow the line" - aaaaaargh!

 

[rich p]

I thought the same thing!

One of the reports on Armstrong's Oprah interview quoted him as saying that he was a life-long competitor who loved to "tow the line" - aaaaaargh!

tow the liner, maybe?
perhaps it was Tylers dog.

 

[ColinJ]

I thought the same thing!

Or should that have bean 'I fought the same thing'?

 

[ComedyPilot]

And the surprise is what?

Speeding driver unwilling to accept responsibility...............nothing new, and certainly not exclusive to Audi owners/drivers.

But, should one of his kith and kin be knocked down/injured or (perish the thought) killed by a speeding vehicle he'll be up in arms about it.

Just another hypocritical motorist.

 

[Archie_tect]

Doesn't Archie drive an Audi?

He most certainly does not!
...1600 Bluemotion Passat estate 52mpg average and 64mpg on motorways at 70 [steady now]... won't even need that when it's just the two of us again.