And today's lesson, children, will be..

[Nigel-YZ1]

Only an A3--imagine if it'd been an Q7..

There's not enough digits on the speed gun for a Q7 speed to register.

 

[Typhon]

Lots of newish Audi's round here with big dents in the side - I'm not too sure that the brain cells of the average Audi driver can cope with a bit of snow.

Yeah all of us Audi drivers are idiots. We just fluked really good degrees and high paying jobs. Obviously the more someone earns, the stupider they are. That makes total sense.

For the record I've done over a quarter of a million miles in my last two Audis and never sped, argued with anyone, or had an accident. I don't even recall anyone beeping their horn or flashing their lights at me. Until Jeremy Clarkson started saying that "all to**ers who used to own BMWs now buy Audis" I never heard anyone say a bad word against them but everyone seems to have jumped on his bandwagon.

 

[snorri]

Was the irony of pointing out poor grammar whilst misspelling the word "appalling" intentional?

Shhh! It was posted by rich p, we should overlook these slip-ups by our seniors

 

[ufkacbln]

Yep, my mum's got one and I can get more stuff in the back of my (old shape) Honda Civic, which looks about half the size on the outside.

Isn't the whole point of these Audis to present a large imposing Presence that will (especially in the owners case) simply not be delivered

 

[Dave Davenport]

Isn't the whole point of these Audis to present a large imposing Presence that will (especially in the owners case) simply not be delivered

My mum's 4'11" so sounds about right.