any wigs going spare ?

[s7ephanie]

I don't have any wigs, but I do have some dog hair with which you can fashion one if you want!

I'm always getting overtaken, but strangely have a flowing mane.

i did have a long flowing mane until i asked a french hairdresser for a trim, i now look like a hedgehog

 

[Cuchilo]

I fail to see why overtaking another cyclist is seen as some kind of achievement? If it's in a race then yes but on the road who knows why that cyclist you've overtaken was going slow enough for you to "scalp" him? Perhaps he's just done a 70 mile run while you've only done 3, perhaps he's enjoying the scenery while you're going flat out? I overtook 3 young lads on their bmx thingies yesterday,is that a scalp?

Yes that's a scalp and if they are younger and fitter than you all the better . do what ever it takes , tell them they have dropped something for example and then smoke them

 

[vernon]

I overtook 3 young lads on their bmx thingies yesterday,is that a scalp?

No. It's three scalps. Hasn't anyone taught you counting skills?

 

[Cuchilo]

Is that the thing with numbers and stuff ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Not necessarily....

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Here is a man that has obviously been scalped, but is living in denial of said act.


Has the comb over gone out of fashion (not that it was ever in), ive not seen a good comb over for years.