Anyone got more than one...

[vernon]

I own four hacksaws. When I want one at home, they are all at work. When I want one at work, they are all at home.

I think they tend to cluster......elsewhere. By the end of the year, my herd will probably be up to six.

I've had a similar experience over the past few days trying to re-unite a map with it's seven companions within the confines of my own home. Trying to get them into the same room has been impossible and definite proof that as a mere man i can not multitask -look a Railway magazine -I'll just take it to 'the Library'.

 

[slowmotion]

Vernon, long ago I realised that "stuff" is entirely unreliable. It's not our fault.

 

[ufkacbln]

I used to have several, but after that incident , I am not allowed to play with sharp shiny things any more!

The Nurses say it is safer