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- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
New arrival - much to Jack the Dog's dismay - a budgie flew into the cuckoo's nest this afternoon apparently. Flapped about a bit but is fairly tame...
It is sleeping on the kitchen tap at the moment.
I have been unable to type as it has been eating bird food from the space where my keyboard goes. There are grainy bits everywhere and consumption occured on page 42 of the current Specialized catalogue. Discharge occured on page 43 - one in particular dropping nicely on the r in Pro - giving a bike title of Roubaix Poo.
Canvassed the neighbours - (within tent) - no luck.
Get this. Phoned the local police number. Big, sympathetic conversation with the telephonist..."old ladies / children" etc etc
Got put through to Hounslow as the local station shuts at 20:00.
The desk officer at Plod Mansions had never had a 'missing bird problem' and gave me the number of Battersea Dogs Home - I kid you not.
I am trying to teach the bloody thing to bark at the moment - in readiness!
I was rather hoping a Pet Community Support Officer would come and take it away - but they are not trained for that.
"No names - no pack Trill"
One lost bird.
And I am one of those worriers for little things
It is sleeping on the kitchen tap at the moment.
I have been unable to type as it has been eating bird food from the space where my keyboard goes. There are grainy bits everywhere and consumption occured on page 42 of the current Specialized catalogue. Discharge occured on page 43 - one in particular dropping nicely on the r in Pro - giving a bike title of Roubaix Poo.
Canvassed the neighbours - (within tent) - no luck.
Get this. Phoned the local police number. Big, sympathetic conversation with the telephonist..."old ladies / children" etc etc
Got put through to Hounslow as the local station shuts at 20:00.
The desk officer at Plod Mansions had never had a 'missing bird problem' and gave me the number of Battersea Dogs Home - I kid you not.
I am trying to teach the bloody thing to bark at the moment - in readiness!
I was rather hoping a Pet Community Support Officer would come and take it away - but they are not trained for that.
"No names - no pack Trill"
One lost bird.
And I am one of those worriers for little things