Apparently it's not PC

[Hilldodger]

Don't be a Fat B***ard, Ride a Bike.

 

[DavieB]

 

[TheDoctor]

But...I regularly go for a ride and I'm still a bit of a porker.
Perhaps I shouldn't go on a ride to Greggs. Or the pub. Or anywhere that sells bacon sarneys...
In which case, I'll never go for a ride at all!!

 

[darkstar]

There are plenty of fit people who don't cycle, and plenty of fat people who do (and it's not nice catching them up, the view in lycra... nasty)

 

[iAmiAdam]

I wish they didn't sell lycra in such sizes. shudder

 

[vikingcyclist]

I wish they didn't sell lycra in such sizes. shudder

From what I've seen they don't - they just wear smaller sizes and stretch them to their limit.

But...I regularly go for a ride and I'm still a bit of a porker.
Perhaps I shouldn't go on a ride to Greggs. Or the pub. Or anywhere that sells bacon sarneys...
In which case, I'll never go for a ride at all!!

I've discovered that my main incentive for cycling to work when the weather's bad, is the chance of a pint on the way home at a little pub by the rive, so sympathise with you completely here.

 

[stavros]

I wish they didn't sell lycra in such sizes. shudder

'let it all hang out!'

 

[Hilldodger]

But...I regularly go for a ride and I'm still a bit of a porker.
Perhaps I shouldn't go on a ride to Greggs. Or the pub. Or anywhere that sells bacon sarneys...
In which case, I'll never go for a ride at all!!

Perhaps it should say Don't be a lazy fat B***ard