Arch, get yer needles out...

[Fnaar]

... and you'd have one of these done by Christmas as a prezzie for Night Train.

 

[Arch]

Wow. Trouble is, he'd need a tractor cover, that's going to take years!

 

[Scoosh]

Is it waterproof ?

 

[TVC]

Stitches are slack

 

[postman]

Wow. Trouble is, he'd need a tractor cover, that's going to take years!

You could start small and make a spark plug warmer

 

[TheDoctor]

I have (somewhere) a tea cosy knitted to fit one of these :-

While it fits perfectly, it does dull the cheery 'Ping!' into a sort of muffled 'clunk'.

 

[tyred]

I have (somewhere) a tea cosy knitted to fit one of these :-

While it fits perfectly, it does dull the cheery 'Ping!' into a sort of muffled 'clunk'.

And I'm sure you've tried it on as a hat?

 

[TheDoctor]

It's about an inch-and-a-half across, so no

 

[pauldavid]

It's about an inch-and-a-half across, so no

You could try it on the little head.




You know, down there.






The old John Thomas!













Oh for christ sake, it'd make a lovely wooly hat for your knob!