Aren't wives unreasonable?

[betty swollocks]

Friend down the gym, fuming with rage, related this morning how her husband hired a mini digger to dig the footings for a summer house in the back garden.
Digger arrived and the husband then discovered there was insufficient access to the back garden via the passageway down the side of the house or round the back..... so what does he do?
Takes the interior doors off and drives it through the house: that's what he does.
She didn't stay at home long enough to find out what the tracks would do to their carpets and wood flooring.
Sympathetic to the last, her audience to a man and woman, fell about laughing.
Me too.

 

[Headgardener]

If it is driven slow enough and doesn't slew then probably not a lot of damage.

 

[fossyant]

Big house then..........

 

[accountantpete]

Does anyone actually use a summer house? All the ones I have seen are full of junk normally housed in the garage.

 

[buggi]

well... does she want a summer house or not???

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Does anyone actually use a summer house? All the ones I have seen are full of junk normally housed in the garage.

cough

 

[TVC]

Summerhouse = shed with a big window.

 

[Mr Pig]

If it is driven slow enough then probably not a lot of damage.

However, one false move and a f******* lot of damage!

 

[buggi]

However, one false move and a f******* lot of damage!

can you imagine filling out the insurance form

 

[BigonaBianchi]

oh man...

 

[eldudino]

I thought this was to do with buying bikes when I first read the thread title!

 

[Slowgrind]

Dinky diggers are made to go through 30" doorways. Once had a job demolishing some concrete walls in a hospital.The specialist machine with massive jaws tracked through the corridors did the deed and left without so much as a damaged floor tile!

 

[spandex]

can you imagine filling out the insurance form

Now that would be funny when they got the letter back saying they needed more of an explanation of what happened of how a digger ended up in the house

 

[Gromit]

I remember as a kid growing up in Horwich, our house backed onto a farmers field, spent many happy hours grass sliding down the hill. Anyway one of the farmers horses had escaped from the field, my dad caught it, the only way to get it into the field was through our house, into the garden at the back and out through our gate.

My mum wasn't best pleased, having a horse in the kitchen, it led to a very big argument.

 

[Keith Oates]

I think the answer to the OP is , sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!