Assumptions

[Katherine]

Real Ale, red or white wine, Americano with a little cold milk, dark chocolate.

 

[jefmcg]

Real Ale, red or white wine, Americano with a little cold milk, dark chocolate.

It was a genuine question, and that's a good answer.

Though it makes me feel a little slutty, because I also like ale, wines of many colours, americanos (I prefer them black despite latte being my coffee of choice), and dark chocolate.

 

[cyberknight]

There's so much beautiful metal out there so why would you build that?
Unless your trying to cash in on a hipster fad.

Only new bike that is allowed in the official l`oirica ( not sure it spelt right ) , cashing in on the retro trend .

 

[Siclo]

That a long blonde ponytail, particularly when plaited, must belong to a female. White van passengers seem most afflicted, reality appears to cause extreme embarrassment.

 

[winjim]

https://www.hargrovescycles.co.uk/bianchi-eroica-2017-road-bike.html
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I don't trust that website, it doesn't tell you the specification of the rear fork.

 

[raleighnut]

That a long blonde ponytail, particularly when plaited, must belong to a female. White van passengers seem most afflicted, reality appears to cause extreme embarrassment.

You too eh.

My last one was the other day but in the Co-op right near the till. I was bent down perusing the Wines for price/quality when a 30s builder type (he may have just lived in a very dusty house though) said "Scuse me Darlin" I stood up and replied "No sweat mate" he didn't half go red especially since the 3 girls behind the tills all heard this and were in stiches.

 

[Racing roadkill]

[QUOTE 5088049, member: 43827"]That I'll see sense, act my age, and give up cycling. Or seriously injure or kill myself.[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

and it wasn't the asthma at all !

Ouch!!

 

[Profpointy]

Ouch!!

Sorry, couldn't waste the opportunity !

 

[Profpointy]

Ouch!!

In a similar vein, when someone was described as "a bit highly strung", a mate said "he certainly should be". This elicited the query "don't you like him?". The reply was "I've never met the man, but it was a shame to waste a good quip"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That I am naturally slim and fit rather than it being a result of my diet and exercise. As in, you don't have to work at it. Oh yes I do!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Sorry, couldn't waste the opportunity !

No problem. It was a good one

...Which is what she said!

Edit: Many thanks to autocorrect for turning It to I!