Atishooo! Owwww!

[Crackle]

Oh Man. Slight cold at the moment and at half six this morning I began to sneeze, so with no tisues handy, I stumbled out of bed and headed for the bathoom in a drowsy state, my stumbling interrupted by violent sneezes causing me to bounce off the walls and pick up speed.

As I approached the bathroom, I stepped across the half landing into the bathroom and as my bare left foot hit the tiled bathroom flor I sneezed, violently. Cue viscious slide and down I went in a tumble, arms and legs akimbo. My left arm swept everything off the side of the bath and it's flight was then was arrested by the doorframe. My right leg buckled and landed hard on my knee, which flung up my right arm, gracefully sweeping the towels off the towel rail and depositing them over my head. The door, which had been opened with some force, came back off the wall and the handle hit my towelled head.

There I half lay, covered in towels, groaning and still sneezing.

......and no one came to see what all the noise was about

 

[longers]

I bet you couldn't do that again if you tried.

 

[Andy in Sig]

I had a girlfriend who said that sneezes were "little orgasms in the nose". Did the earth move for you or was it just the towels?

 

[Arch]

I had a girlfriend who said that sneezes were "little orgasms in the nose". Did the earth move for you or was it just the towels?

I remember some friends who did Eng Lit A level talking about the fact that their teacher had said it was thought that in some piece of Shakespeare or other, a sneeze used as an, um, simile? or metaphor? anyway, it said sneeze and meant orgasm....

Bad luck Crackle. Nothing seriously damaged I hope? I mean, plumbers are expensive...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

As I approached the bathroom, I stepped across the half landing into the bathroom and as my bare left foot hit the tiled bathroom flor I sneezed, violently. Cue viscious slide and down I went in a tumble, arms and legs akimbo. My left arm swept everything off the side of the bath and it's flight was then was arrested by the doorframe. My right leg buckled and landed hard on my knee, which flung up my right arm, gracefully sweeping the towels off the towel rail and depositing them over my head. The door, which had been opened with some force, came back off the wall and the handle hit my towelled head.

There I half lay, covered in towels, groaning and still sneezing.

......and no one came to see what all the noise was about

Ooooh, Betty!

 

[Crackle]

The floor definitely moved Andy but there was no pleasure in it and no damage Arch, unless you count a bruised left elbow. I could not do that again if I tried and unfortunately no cameras running to capture the moment, plus the fact I was in my birthday suit if they had

Everyone denied hearing it, despite the fact it caused enough noise to make the dog bark

Ah well