Attempted break in to the 'stable'.

[fossyant]

Could you connect the bikes up to mains electric? ....just a thought.

Hmm, most of mine are steel. The fixed might have no forks and seat post left (carbon) - that said it might damage the paint

 

[asterix]

am i alone in wanting to see theives in cages rotting from every lampost?,

Yes. It'd be an elf 'azard.

 

[fossyant]

If I'd have caught the buggers, I might have introduced them to the 'don't put fingers near a fixed bike's chain ring' rule..... !