Awfully clever puns!

[ColinJ]

Some puns are really awful. Some are clever. A few are both ...

I came across one today which I really liked - Now is the winter of our discount tents!

Post your favourites below.

 

[Lee_M]

is a chicken crossing a road poultry in motion?

 

[ColinJ]

is a chicken crossing a road poultry in motion?

I think that one is more of the awful and less of the clever! (I still liked it though.)

 

[Kestevan]

I think that one is more of the awful and less of the clever! (I still liked it though.)

I have a feeling this thread can only go from bard to verse..........

 

[Archie_tect]

I've never liked the Nissan Juke... in our house they are called Nissan Jokes.

Imagine my delight when one passed us the other day backfiring up the road... Mrs A_T turned to me and said, "That sounds poorly...It's a sick Juke!"

 

[Herr-B]

I'll admit they're not my own work but here are 30 (mostly) good company names - http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/30-best-pun-business-names-ever

 

[vernon]

Some puns are really awful. Some are clever. A few are both ...

I came across one today which I really liked - Now is the winter of our discount tents!

Post your favourites below.

You could have read it here a month earlier.

 

[ColinJ]

I'll admit they're not my own work but here are 30 (mostly) good company names - http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/30-best-pun-business-names-ever

There are some good ones in there. I thought that the flame-broiled 'Hindenburger' was a bit naughty, but funny. I must be slow today, but I don't get 'Pho Shizzle'?

To lower the tone a bit ...

 

[ColinJ]

You could have read it here a month earlier.

Ha ha - I missed that!

 

[JayBear]

I like puns as much as I like retired American tennis players first shots in a match... one might say I'm a Connors serve of puns. (Bit of a stretch) Not my own work that one, but that of Andy Zaltzman, and below are several more... enjoy.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0MewQeNjQ

 

[Beebo]

there are a couple of pubs called The Fawcett Inn, which is an equally bad pun.

 

[Arsen Gere]

I hate ink on on my work shirts. It drives me mad. I have to release my pen top emotions.

 

[Archie_tect]

There was a carpet shop chain up here called Walter Wall Carpets...
...and a bottled spring water company which had the numberplate: H2 EAU, which I thought was clever.

 

[ASC1951]

- and there is always http://www.fairydogmotherleeds.com/

 

[ColinJ]

- and there is always http://www.fairydogmotherleeds.com/

Kerry might be a tad optimistic when she says "It’s never too early to teach a puppy good behaviour ... or too late to address problem behaviours."

If the 'problem behaviour' was that the Rottweiler had your throat in its mouth, then it might be cutting it a bit fine to start trying to address its biting problem ...