Awfully clever puns!

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Lee_M

Guru
is a chicken crossing a road poultry in motion?
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
I've never liked the Nissan Juke... in our house they are called Nissan Jokes.

Imagine my delight when one passed us the other day backfiring up the road... Mrs A_T turned to me and said, "That sounds poorly...It's a sick Juke!"
 
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ColinJ

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I'll admit they're not my own work but here are 30 (mostly) good company names - http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/30-best-pun-business-names-ever
There are some good ones in there. I thought that the flame-broiled 'Hindenburger' was a bit naughty, but funny. I must be slow today, but I don't get 'Pho Shizzle'?

To lower the tone a bit ... :whistle:

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ColinJ

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
You could have read it here a month earlier. :thumbsup:
Ha ha - I missed that!
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
There was a carpet shop chain up here called Walter Wall Carpets...
...and a bottled spring water company which had the numberplate: H2 EAU, which I thought was clever.
 
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ColinJ

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Kerry might be a tad optimistic when she says "It’s never too early to teach a puppy good behaviour ... or too late to address problem behaviours."

If the 'problem behaviour' was that the Rottweiler had your throat in its mouth, then it might be cutting it a bit fine to start trying to address its biting problem ... :whistle:
 
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