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Following on from yesterday's post about the best TV show ever I thought I'd start one on the best snatch of dialogue you can recall.
My favourite old TV show was The Rockford Files and I loved this riff from Rockfords low-life friend Angel when he steps into Rockfords trailer and finds Rockford engaged in a losing chess match with his father. After studying the board for a few moments Angel then brilliantly deconstructs the game in jailhouse slang:
"This game's over, man! You gotta move your Boss or Rocky's gonna lay a subpoena on him. Then his Torpedo is gonna smoke your Old Lady and all your Heavies'll be doing time - except for maybe your Mouthpiece, but Rocky’s Sheriff got him put in the corner - you got nothing left but punks and junkies: you're through, Jimmy..."
My favourite old TV show was The Rockford Files and I loved this riff from Rockfords low-life friend Angel when he steps into Rockfords trailer and finds Rockford engaged in a losing chess match with his father. After studying the board for a few moments Angel then brilliantly deconstructs the game in jailhouse slang:
"This game's over, man! You gotta move your Boss or Rocky's gonna lay a subpoena on him. Then his Torpedo is gonna smoke your Old Lady and all your Heavies'll be doing time - except for maybe your Mouthpiece, but Rocky’s Sheriff got him put in the corner - you got nothing left but punks and junkies: you're through, Jimmy..."