Best wife?

[helston90]

My wife is out this evening leaving me to put kids to bed and said she'd sort my tea out (I was concerned),

She took apart our shopping yesterday and presented me with a steak and kidney pie and large bottle of cider, throw in some chips and I'm a happy bunny!

What more could I want?

 

[Peteaud]

Well she could cook it for you as well

 

[biggs682]

and stayed in to do the washing up for you

 

[Bollo]

Mine bought me a Porsche.


I am a bit of a trophy husband.

 

[Boris Bajic]

Mine said I'm not that fat and not that lazy.

Any man whose wife thinks him slim and hard-working truly knows the gift of love. I am blessed.

 

[Maverick Goose]

More cider!

 

[MisterStan]

and stayed in to do the washing up for you

He could leave it in the sink for her to do when she gets home?

 

[Alan B]

for her to tell you the truth regarding where she's going tonight !

 

[helston90]

The dishes will be left for the morning- I pity anyone who can't think of a better way to spend Fri night than doing the dishes.

The cider can be backed up by beer if it runs out- have no fear, unfortunately I have nothing that can top a Porsche!

 

[biggs682]

He could leave it in the sink for her to do when she gets home?

oh that would be a great idea

 

[MarkF]

for her to tell you the truth regarding where she's going tonight !

Exactly, does he need it s.p.e.l.l.i.n.g out?

 

[helston90]

Exactly, does he need it s.p.e.l.l.i.n.g out?

Since she's just left, taking my oldest daughter to a Halloween party I'm hoping it's no where too unscrupulous!?

 

[screenman]

Mine took me into PlanetX and then nagged me when I did not buy a new bike.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mrs A_T booked our holiday of a lifetime to Venice on the Orient Express for our 25th wedding anniversary... how fantastic is that!!! I just paid for it.

 

[betty swollocks]

More cider!

With a wife like that he should leave more in cider....... where's @Fnaar when you need him....?