Bloody 'Ell!!

[cookiemonster]

Why is my flat full of young, dark haired Spanish ladies!!??

 

[wafflycat]

Dunno, but many a bloke of the forum is likely to be jealous

 

[alecstilleyedye]

and why is my house not?

would the answer to the op be "wasting their time"?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Why is my flat full of young, dark haired Spanish ladies!!??B)

Just don't tell Joe24, he'll be round in a shot, drooling all over them and leaving puddles of saliva on your sofa.

 

[papercorn2000]

Is it Karma? You had to grow up in EK and now the universe is making it up to you.

Ironically they are all wasted on you!

 

[cookiemonster]

Good point.

BTW, the Cuervo has just came out. Should I worry?

 

[papercorn2000]

*Sigh* No, but post plenty of photos. Please!

 

[Kovu]

Just don't tell Joe24, he'll be round in a shot, drooling all over them and leaving puddles of saliva on your sofa.

And he'd be telling them all that they love him, no matter what, everyone loves him.

 

[Aperitif]

Lovely Spanish Girl: "Ti quiero..."
Joetwo four "No, I'm not actually"
L.S.Girl "Ti amo, Ti amo..."
Joetwofour "Yes, it's a steel fixie - not titanium"
L.S.Girl "Oh José veinticuatro..."
J24 "He rode a good tour but I'm sure he must have taken something..."

Ti amo Joe

 

[papercorn2000]

................. Nah, I've got nothing.

 

[Joe24]

Spanish girls? I heard they were all very very hairy

 

[Gerry Attrick]

What time do you want me round?

 

[cookiemonster]

If you can get to Northern Finland, you're welcome.

 

[papercorn2000]

Spanish girls? I heard they were all very very hairy

Think Penelope Cruz or the girl in Vanilla Sky (whose name escapes me)!

 

[papercorn2000]

That's what I'm thinking anyway!