Bonj...

[buggi]

I LOVE YOU !!!




(are you happy now, Abitrary???)

 

[snorri]

Aw Shucks, a forum romance

 

[oxbob]

You durty slappa, i can see the ferrets right now behind the settee shaking and hanging their heads in shame "wot has she been drinkin this time!"

 

[Abitrary]

I LOVE YOU !!!

(are you happy now, Abitrary???)

My happiness in all this is moot and not useful.

Bonj did however PM me last night to express interest in boning you, but he is shy.

All I can gather is despite the sensitive intelligent loser he appears to be, he is into *very* rough sex, and you need to be *willing*.

What you you do to bonj, just given a wheelchair and a blowtorch, buggi?

 

[bonj2]

thanks!
love you too

 

[buggi]

see... he loves me too. (Can you forward that pm to me please Abitrary)

 

[Abitrary]

He doesn't love you. Look at the short perfunctory sentences of his proclamation, and the overuse of smileys.

Here is bonj's PM of last night:

Hi mate sorry cant find spellcheker on this bit so bear with me. You rekon that buggi is up for it then? She comes across as a bit of a girlie girl and I like lesbian bruisers who can armwrestle me for my attentions. You know... the kind who'd kick your head in as soon as shag you. Love bonj xxx

 

[buggi]

He doesn't love you. Look at the short perfunctory sentences of his proclamation, and the overuse of smileys.

Here is bonj's PM of last night:

Hi mate sorry cant find spellcheker on this bit so bear with me. You rekon that buggi is up for it then? She comes across as a bit of a girlie girl and I like lesbian bruisers who can armwrestle me for my attentions. You know... the kind who'd kick your head in as soon as shag you. Love bonj xxx

Hmmm does this mean that he may not be the one for me? i'm heartbroken

 

[Abitrary]

Hmmm does this mean that he may not be the one for me? i'm heartbroken

bonj is as human as you buggi - he has dreams, needs and a desire to be loved, just like us all. What about *his* needs?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how enthusiastically violent would you be on bonj if you cornered him?

 

[buggi]

bonj is as human as you buggi - he has dreams, needs and a desire to be loved, just like us all. What about *his* needs?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how enthusiastically violent would you be on bonj if you cornered him?

about a 12 if that's what he wants.

 

[Abitrary]

about a 12 if that's what he wants.

we're cooking with gas now... cool.

What household items from around the house and shed would you use on him though? c'mon, you know what I mean.

 

[buggi]

it all depends on the level of pain that Bonj wants

i'm logging off now so he will have to think about it over the next week or so

 

[Abitrary]

it all depends on the level of pain that Bonj wants

i'm logging off now so he will have to think about it over the next week or so

cheers buggi. Have a good rest and come back strong and feisty. Let him have it proper when you get back though.