Breth Test for Cyclists

[John Masters]

I think when tpeople like humberside police are out breth testing us poor motorist, they should pull ove the odd cyclist and give them a test.

I am not been an arigant car drive here befor I get slated again. The way some cyclist behave on a saturday morning when I am off to Tesco. They should be checked.

 

[graham56]

I think when tpeople like humberside police are out breth testing us poor motorist, they should pull ove the odd cyclist and give them a test.

I am not been an arigant car drive here befor I get slated again. The way some cyclist behave on a saturday morning when I am off to Tesco. They should be checked.

So should your spelling!

 

[wafflycat]

And with that level of mis-spelling, probably at the vino collapso when writing the above post!

 

[addictfreak]

I fink a bref test wud be a wast of tim

 

[Yorkshireman]

Hmm! A police officer requiring a pedal cyclist to take a breath test would be exceeding his duty (even on a Saturday morning on Humberside)

 

[John Masters]

Wel to answer the question yes I am having a class of red wine and I think I deserve it after the day I have had, on another note dose that mean cyclist can get away with been twatch and the police want do a thing about it.
(They can get pissed and cycle about.....)

 

[upsidedown]

I think when tpeople like humberside police are out breth testing us poor motorist, they should pull ove the odd cyclist and give them a test.

I am not been an arigant car drive here befor I get slated again. The way some cyclist behave on a saturday morning when I am off to Tesco. They should be checked.

That's easy for you to say.

 

[wafflycat]

That's easy for you to say.

I think you mean that it was easy for him to slur

 

[graham56]

Wel to answer the question yes I am having a class of red wine and I think I deserve it after the day I have had, on another note dose that mean cyclist can get away with been twatch and the police want do a thing about it.
(They can get pissed and cycle about.....)

Must be a bloody big glass bonny lad

 

[Yorkshireman]

Wel to answer the question yes I am having a class of red wine and I think I deserve it after the day I have had, on another note dose that mean cyclist can get away with been twatch and the police want do a thing about it.
(They can get pissed and cycle about.....)

Pedal cyclists can be prosecuted for cycling whilst 'under the influence', but they can't be breath tested.

 

[jonny jeez]

I think when tpeople like humberside police are out breth testing us poor motorist, .

Picture the scene.

Copper- "Evening Mr Masters, nice to see you again, could you step out of the vehicle please"

JM "Shertainley Occifer, and who elsh may I help yooooo"

Copper- "Mr Masters , I see you are holding a can between your legs, what are you drinking there Sir?"

JM- "Oh thsft's very kind of you to soffer occifer, Mines a large Gin and Tonic...cheers"

Copper- "Mr Masters you sound a little drunk to me"

JM - "ohhh no no no, I always sshpeeak like thish..its a medicale condisihun..Appareiantley, I am allergic to alcahule...and wheneve I drink shum, I tend to shluuur my speesh , then go on the interwet to type bollox ......and then fall over"

Copper- "Thats as well be Mr Masters, but we've told you about this before...Mr Masters....MR MASTERS!"

JM- "eh...ungmph...oh..., good evenings Occifer, and how are you this sunny nights?"

Copper- "Oh christ...Control this is 67 here, can you put a matress and a PC in cell one, Mr Masters will be staying the night again?""

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ah well, another eedjut for my ignore list.

 

[snorri]

poor motorist.

Isn't that a good example of an oxymoron?
We are led to believe motoring is a very expensive business nowadays, what with road tax and parking fines and speed cameras, no poor person could ever consider running a car.

 

[very-near]

Pedal cyclists can be prosecuted for cycling whilst 'under the influence', but they can't be breath tested.

I thought a cyclist could lose their driving licenses for doing this (in charge of a vehicle whilst being hammered)

 

[jonny jeez]

Isn't that a good example of an oxymoron

oxymoron