Cubist
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I'd hate to upset anyone, but I heard it this afternoon and really want to share it. Given the new vibe I'd hate to risk a warning or ban......
Can I tell a joke?
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snakehips
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The last time I posted a joke on here the thread ended up in room 101 so be careful, beware the new vibe.
snorri
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Perhaps we should elect censors, then we could pm jokes to them for approval.
Happiness Stan
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Perhaps you could tell it but leave out the funny bits?
potsy
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I'll be one PM it to me for approvalsnorri said:Perhaps we should elect censors, then we could pm jokes to them for approval.
Keith Oates
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- like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
potsy
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Ooh not sure cubist,pre Greedo's flogging would of been fine,bit risky now though
You could always PM it to all that want it while your doing nowt,I thought it was funny.
You could always PM it to all that want it while your doing nowt,I thought it was funny.
addictfreak
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Jokes? Ah I vaguely remember them before they were banned
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Cubist
Still wavin'
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- Ovver 'thill
Has one of the others sent it on then?gavintc said:
potsy
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Not me.Cubist said:
bauldbairn
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You'd better tell it quick or we'll all end up in Room 101 as part of a wastefull thread.
Aperitif
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OK - I'll start, as Cubist seems reticent. Don't smirk if you have a problem.
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,'
and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't
you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching
our b*llocks, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,'
and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't
you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching
our b*llocks, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
Rhythm Thief
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