Candles must be banned!

[Smokin Joe]

Or so say this lot -

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

 

[Noodley]

Quote: "God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead!"....if only Onan had a sock like every other teenage lad.


..or so I am told.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Oh, hilarious. God Botherers concerned that someone, somewhere may be enjoying themselves again. I especially liked:

"In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators."

Yes, also practically all doctors, nurses, politicians, aid workers and war heroes, too.

 

[punkypossum]

That website is freaky!!! Have you read about all the people they want to "take out" on the "fighting Satan" bit? Even Catholics don't stand a chance!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I've just sent them a long email detailing some of the flaws in their arguments, and some of the reasons why self-gratifying is great fun. I mean, "all sausages and cucumbers should be sold pre - sliced to prevent women being tempted to masturbate"; "all candles of whatever shape should be banned" ... yes, no woman would ever think to use her fingers, would she? They'd be hilarious if they weren't so scary.
I'll let you know if I get a reply.

 

[punkypossum]

Just had a look at the kids page (the one you need to be over 18 to view)...it gets worse!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Fu*k me ...

"All that was left was her skull, her feet, and her hands, which Jehu buried since he was a respectful mass murderer of God Almighty! You should be just like Jehu Kidz! Everyone from the abortion doctors to the rag-heads in Iraq, God has His plan for you to shed their blood! To learn more click the following link!!"

From the "Kidz" page. I'm glad I opened a new Hotmail account to correspond with these people. (Rather than using my usual one, that is ... I'm starting to realise there may be little point in attempting rational debate with them.)

 

[punkypossum]

Try the one about Er and Onan!

 

[Noodley]

Lost causes. No point entering into discussion. It will only justify their views...

 

[JamesAC]

Oh, hilarious. God Botherers concerned that someone, somewhere may be enjoying themselves again. I especially liked:

"In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators children."

Yes, also practically all doctors, nurses, politicians, aid workers and war heroes, too.

Really!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Lost causes. No point entering into discussion. It will only justify their views...

Yes, I pretty much knew that from the outset. But people like that annoy me so much ("having a good time? Well, don't, because it pisses us off") that occasionally I have to send strongly worded emails to them. Although it's not often they contain the phrase "self-gratifying is great", I have to say.

 

[Noodley]

...it's not often they contain the phrase "self-gratifying is great"..

I remember being at a conference last year someone saying those exact words. It was meant to be a 'private' joke but it coincided with a break in the speaches...followed by silence. A silence broken by me exclaiming "why else would you think I learned to ride my bike no-handed" It broke the ice...

 

[mondobongo]

What a scary bunch of peeps, read the first page and fled.

 

[ComedyPilot]

How on earth did you come across that site? (excuse the pun)

Quote" Or so say this lot -

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html "

 

[Globalti]

I don't dare open that here at work but I can tell you that recently I had a Nigerian customer visit me; I took him and his son to the Manchester Museum, which is full of geology and skeletons. He admired the whale skeleton, which he thought belonged to a very large crocodile. As we left I asked him what he thought of the museum. "It is all fake!" he replied. "Everybody knows the world was created in seven days about five thousand years ago!"

This was the man who thought a crowd of Manchester girls queueing to enter a nightclub down in Portland Street were all prostitutes, dressed as they were rather skimpily.