Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Walking the dog this morning. Returning to Schloss Drago along the footpath through the village, when an ambulance comes along towards me at speed, strobes and wailers going.
The road is narrowed a little bit at that point, and the cars coming up behind me decided they needed to get out of the way of ambo, and the best way to do that was to drive up onto the footpath. The same bit of footpath I was stood on.
Now, lacking the ability to sprint to high speed in a fraction of a second, or to levitate, or to walk through solid walls, I was a bit buggered for going anywhere, and the BMW driving brain donor side swiped me out the way, leaving me trapped against the wall at the side of the footpath. Fortunately, neither I nor the dog were injured, but I'm still a bit shaken up.
Reg number duly taken and will be passed to the Five-O, not that I suspect there's much they can do with no corroboration.
The road is narrowed a little bit at that point, and the cars coming up behind me decided they needed to get out of the way of ambo, and the best way to do that was to drive up onto the footpath. The same bit of footpath I was stood on.
Now, lacking the ability to sprint to high speed in a fraction of a second, or to levitate, or to walk through solid walls, I was a bit buggered for going anywhere, and the BMW driving brain donor side swiped me out the way, leaving me trapped against the wall at the side of the footpath. Fortunately, neither I nor the dog were injured, but I'm still a bit shaken up.
Reg number duly taken and will be passed to the Five-O, not that I suspect there's much they can do with no corroboration.