CopperBrompton
Bicycle: a means of transport between cake-stops
- Location
- London
Car lane
- Thread starter CopperBrompton
- Start date
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summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
Yes 
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
I'm not into vandalism, but there's one bit of mega-grafitti I've always thought would be fun.
Choose a stretch of motorway between two junctions. Get a tractor, and fit with one of those crop spraying things with arms that come out each side - but you have to be able to cut the flow off to the right hand side. Fill with green paint.
Drive tractor onto motorway in dead of night, and spray the hard shoulder green. Meanwhile, the dozens of mates you have helping will dash out from periodic hiding places and stencil bike symbols on the green.
Of course, CCTV means you'd be spotted before you'd got going, but I like the idea of early morning drivers being faced with a motorway scale bike lane....
Better still, turn the hard shoulder over to cars and let bikes use the whole carriageway. Service stations would eventually become enormous decent cafes, with a single petrol pump outside for the token driver...
Choose a stretch of motorway between two junctions. Get a tractor, and fit with one of those crop spraying things with arms that come out each side - but you have to be able to cut the flow off to the right hand side. Fill with green paint.
Drive tractor onto motorway in dead of night, and spray the hard shoulder green. Meanwhile, the dozens of mates you have helping will dash out from periodic hiding places and stencil bike symbols on the green.
Of course, CCTV means you'd be spotted before you'd got going, but I like the idea of early morning drivers being faced with a motorway scale bike lane....
Better still, turn the hard shoulder over to cars and let bikes use the whole carriageway. Service stations would eventually become enormous decent cafes, with a single petrol pump outside for the token driver...
Headgardener
Armchair Cyclist
They're on the wrong side of the road though.
upsidedown
Waiting for the great leap forward
- Location
- The middle bit
Love it.
Midnight
New Member
- Location
- On the coast
I have dreams about this magical place... <sigh>
There's plenty of urban roads without CCTV...
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Great stuff - nice graphic 
