Carry On Cockwomble

[Noodley]

It's gonna be filmed at Pinewood Studios in the Summer of 2012, and I would welcome your suggestions for who should feature and which actors/actresses should play the parts. I have only one part lined up so far:

Jezza Clarkson to be played by Bernard Breslaw.

 

[rich p]

David Cameron pplayed by Peter Butterworth

 

[Beebo]

Ricky Gervais will play himself, as usual.

 

[dellzeqq]

Jeremy Clarkson played by Hattie Jaques

 

[MossCommuter]

I will be played by Matt Damon...

...or Daniel Craig

 

[Cubist]

Magnatom will do the voice-overs for the Chipmunks.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

George Clooney as the Cockwomblefinder General.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyer as Jeremy the tragic hipster.

 

[Archie_tect]

Camp Commandant?

 

[rich p]

I will be played by Matt Damon...

...or Daniel Craig

...or Barbara Windsor

 

[MossCommuter]

...or Barbara Windsor

Ged aaahhhhtt o'my pab

 

[Spinney]

I will be played by Victoria Pendleton.

 

[Noodley]

Sid James as Alun Sugar