Cars Stink !

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J4CKO

New Member
Anyone else noticed ?

Ok, the exhausts whiff a bit but sometimes when someone has a window open it absolutely reeks, Fags, sweat, cheap air freshener, farts, plastic, perfume.

A few have been past me recently with windows open and turned my stomach.
 

BentMikey

Rider of Seolferwulf
Location
South London
cannabis...

Oh, and a blown engine on Saturday. Nice Audi, the driver and passenger were hoping it was unburnt fuel. No, it's white and smells of burnt engine oil.
 

jonny jeez

Legendary Member
ianrauk said:
you can always tell the pot smokers...


I am amazed at how many I see (smell) this each day, even on the loud bike. I cannot believe motorcycle PC's, dont want to pull them over, it is obvious who they are.

mostly van drivers.... from my own unofficial survey
 

StuartG

slower but no further
Location
SE London
Careful lads. I had a super baked bean laden breakfast at the first stop on our club run yesterday. My legs were beginning to fade on the re-ascent of the North Downs until jet power took over. I noticed cars were even giving me more room.

And my greenhouse gas is a jolly lot more powerful than their pathetic CO2 ...
 

Moodyman

Legendary Member
It's true - some cars are horrible. But so too are freshly fertilised farmer's fields.

One of my longer, slightly rural routes goes past a couple of farms and the famers have recently fertilised their fields. It lingers at the back of the throat long after you've pedalled past. Yuck!
 

Jezston

Über Member
Location
London
Moodyman said:
It's true - some cars are horrible. But so too are freshly fertilised farmer's fields.

One of my longer, slightly rural routes goes past a couple of farms and the famers have recently fertilised their fields. It lingers at the back of the throat long after you've pedalled past. Yuck!

Oh my the farmer has just started 'refuelling' the fields by my work. Coming up the last hill to work and suddenly OHDEARGODTHEHORROR almost knocked me off my bike!

What also made me a little unpopular is that I also had to ride quite wide on the 40mph road uphill at about 8mph as the side of the road for about a half mile stretch was completely covered in s***.
 

Bad Company

Very Old Person
Location
East Anglia
J4CKO said:
Anyone else noticed ?

Ok, the exhausts whiff a bit but sometimes when someone has a window open it absolutely reeks, Fags, sweat, cheap air freshener, farts, plastic, perfume.

A few have been past me recently with windows open and turned my stomach.

Yeah all cars stink and all Frenchman eat garlic.
 

upsidedown

Waiting for the great leap forward
Location
The middle bit
Moodyman said:
It's true - some cars are horrible. But so too are freshly fertilised farmer's fields.

One of my longer, slightly rural routes goes past a couple of farms and the famers have recently fertilised their fields. It lingers at the back of the throat long after you've pedalled past. Yuck!

It's a grim ride when the posh rural houses on my commute are having their septic tanks emptied :tongue:

I'm amazed any building work ever gets done in the West Midlands with the amount of skunk-addled builders there must be.
 

snorri

Legendary Member
ianrauk said:
you can always tell the pot smokers...
Had to laugh at one recently. Smokers usually park in the more remote north east corner of the local supermarket car park so that the prevailing south westerly carries away the fumes, but this smoker had not realised the wind was from the north east that day, dummy.:tongue:
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
I love the smell of weed. I walked past two people sharing a spliff on the walk uptown the other day. I nearly turned around and followed them with my nose in the air like the Bisto kids.:tongue:
 
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