Cheeky Liverpudlians.

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Globalti

Legendary Member
Mrs Gti has to go to Liverpool 2-3 times a month on business and each time she comes back with another funny story. Last time, she was at the toll booth for one of the Mersey tunnels paying the young girl on duty. There was a mahoosive cruise liner moored close by, towering over the area.

"That's a big ship isn't it!" observes Mrs Gti.

The girl looks over her shoulder and sees the ship for the first time (Liverpool accent here) "Jesus Christ! I didn't realise the fookin' water was so close!"

On another occasion she was in a store and saw the assistant locking some goods away in a cabinet. The assistant saw her looking surprised and told her: "This is a terrible area, we get a lotta holdups!"

Mrs Gti: "Oh I know, the traffic down this road is awful, I've been stuck for ages!"

Assistant, in slightly patronising voice: "Not THAT kinda hold-up!"
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
We were in Liverpool as a family once, on a day trip, and decided to do the Mersey ferry crossing there and back for the fun of it. There was no ticket booth, but a conductor on the boat. We were over half way across and hadn't seen the conductor, so my Mum asked a local who had her family in tow, how we paid. She said "Has the conductor not seen you yet?" and then, as he appeared at the end of the deck "Keep movin'!" and the whole tribe upped and ran round the other side of the boat. Classic.

We paid....
 

Edge705

Well-Known Member
My mate’s a scouser he often brags about jumping on a bus that had crashed and lying prostrate on the floor when paramedics arrived - He later got £10k off the insurance company for loss of income yet was not on the bus at all when it crashed:tongue:
 
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