Chewin' the Fat - favourite lines

[Slioch]

I'm bored, the TV is a bit rubbish tonight so, as I am heading back up to Glasgow this weekend, I have been watching clips of Chewin the Fat on YouTube to get myself into the groove. Apologies to anyone who hasn't got a scooby what I'm on about - Google will help.


Ned at duck-shooting stall at funfair points air rifle at stallholder - "Gie us a gonk ya dobber"

 

[discominer]

He says he wants a squatch o yer f**ny.

 

[discominer]

Mon the fish!

 

[StuAff]

"Gonnae nae do that"

 

[Scoosh]

How ?

 

[Slioch]

Rrrrrrrrrrrizla!

 

[discominer]

Fag hinging oot wan end and the jannie hinging oot the other...

 

[AndyRM]

You've taken that too far.

Payin fur the banter.

I smell shite.

Simmer doon!

Brenda ya bastird!

Take a drink.

He's just started with the masturbating.

Awww.

 

[AndyRM]

How ?

Jist, gonnae naw.

 

[AndyRM]

Also, anything by Rab McGlinchie and The Big Man.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Burn the witch

 

[Fubar]

Sports socks! Git yer sports socks!

 

[GM]

I've never heard of Chewin' the Fat.

I've got a 'Cooking Fat'!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I've never heard of Chewin' the Fat.

You're not alone there ....

 

[GlasgowGaryH]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6-wzwYtkOQ


Ya fannies