Christmas Card List

[abchandler]

This is my (White) Christmas Card list this year

Emma Dreaming, Arthur White, Chris Muss,
Jess Like-Dee, Juan Swee, Hugh Sterno,
Wendy Treetops-Glissen, Anne Chilled-Wren, Liz Anne,
"Two Ears" Laybelle, Cindy Snow

Emma Dreaming, Arthur White, Chris Musswit,
Avery Chris, Miss Carr, Dai Wright,
Mayor Dazeby, Mary-Anne Bright,
Ann Mayall, Your Chris, Mrs. B. White

and if that was too subtle

 

[dan_bo]

I had to read that twice!

 

[tyred]

Brilliant.

 

[Campfire]

Very clever, I at first wondered what all the names were for! Great stuff.

 

[Globalti]

I've got two books called "Mots D'Heures Gousses Rames" which look like obscure medieval French poems but are actually almost meaningless until you read them out with a French accent. For example:

Lille messe mofette
satan a te fete
et digne somme couers et nouais
a longue qu'aime a cepaille d'ur
et ne satan bise ailleurs
et ne fredonne messe moffette, ah, ouais!

Another one:

Un petit d'un petit
s'étonne aux halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah! Dégrés te fallent
Indole qui ne sort cesse
Indole qui ne se mene
Q'importe un petit d'un petit
tout gais de raguenne!

 

[Aperitif]

Good stuff! 10/10

 

[Aperitif]

Bumping this as it is seasonal fun and deserves to be 'up there'...

 

[abchandler]

Thanks 'tif

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[Fnaar]

Top class!