Compliment a ramdom member by using the Surreal Compliment Generator...

[Moon bunny]

For Betty Swollocks
Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear!

 

[slowmotion]

For Danny
Ermine derision scalds your protuberant nares.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

I know the feeling all too well

 

[Mallory]

Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.

 

[Mallory]

Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

I know the feeling all too well

thats how i felt yesterday

 

[Speicher]

Another for Fnaar...

Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.

His nose hair drips on your ......?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

May your shoot always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.

Errr- for Current Affairs and Debates perhaps

 

[Cheddar George]

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

Randomly dedicated to the next poster.

 

[JtB]

The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.


brilliant

I think that's a good one for numbnuts

 

[Nihal]

Potsy!
Your successful diet could mean countless pounds shed for the planet.

Law of conservations of energy,when one person id dieting and the other isnt,the fat lost by one dieter is equal to the fat gained by the other.

 

[Nihal]

I would gladly eat chamberpots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice.



Now Who's a good cook?