contact lenses

[Jim_Noir]

Started to wear contacts this week, I am only -1 in each eye but wow what a difference they make while out and about. But today they have gave me an issue, I see things. I was in the gym, going to fill up my water bottle and out of the girls changing rooms came two uber hot Asian babes in bikinis... yum yum

 

[Night Train]

I don't get that with mine. Everything just looks bigger then compared to wearing my glasses.

It makes women look a dress size bigger, though maybe it's my glasses that makes them look a dress size smaller.

 

[Jim_Noir]

I'd hate that, imagine you go home with a female, she takes her kit off.. you take your lenses out and bang, them puppies and j'arse are smaller! Epic fail.

Or is it beer googls/cider visor you are wearing?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Did they fit them at some sort of bionic research lab???

Where can i get a pair of contacts like that?

Asian babes in bikins........growl

 

[trustysteed]

j'arse

?

 

[redjedi]

I'd hate that, imagine you go home with a female, she takes her kit off.. you take your lenses out

So your dates half naked and your poking around in your eye trying to get your contacts out....smooooooooth

I tend to leave mine in so I can see what I'm doing, otherwise I really am fumbling around in the dark

But do tell, where can I get a pair of these bikini wearing asian babe magnets

 

[Globalti]

Last time I tried contacts the practitioner stuck his dirty fingers in my eyes and gave me a stinking cold.

 

[Jim_Noir]

?

Juicy arse

 

[Jim_Noir]

So your dates half naked and your poking around in your eye trying to get your contacts out....smooooooooth

I tend to leave mine in so I can see what I'm doing, otherwise I really am fumbling around in the dark

But do tell, where can I get a pair of these bikini wearing asian babe magnets

You ain't seen what I go home with, best not see a thing

 

[trustysteed]

Juicy arse

a-ha!

 

[Keith Oates]

I don't have contact lenses but I see many beautiful Asian ladies every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lisa21]

j'arse

Hugh???